Tell me how good you are at English

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:05:28.67

Show me what you've got

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:06:17.73

This is a pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:08:56.96

>>2
Which do you think is mightier pens or swords

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:10:25.80

>>3
um......
oppai!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:11:48.58

Pen(i)s!!!!!!!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:12:50.80

I think that that that that that boy wrote is wrong

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:13:45.68

>>4
You are making a fool out of yourself, in case you didn't know

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:14:54.44

I　pray　pennis.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:15:09.12

>>5
Fair enough

>>6
Which boy

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:15:37.26

>>6
I think that that penis that that boy has is so big!!!!!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:16:19.52

>>7
Are you BUCHIGIRE now?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:17:56.31

By the way,tell me your educational background.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:19:08.41

otintin.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:22:10.01

>>8
Right

>>10
Well then, let's have some fun

>>11
You better be educated a little more

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:22:27.00

fack you!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:23:34.73

>>12
I'm a postgrad

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:36:26.01

MY ENGLISH IS BETTER THAN YOU HUH

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:43:33.96

>>14
Oh! Now you're BUCHIGIRE!
Okao Makka!!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:43:34.34

>>17
Prove it to me lol

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:44:59.53

>>18
Okay mate, what are you doing here

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:45:21.36

You have micro pennis.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:46:03.46

>>20
Love u too~

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:51:53.59

I'm so good at English that I replied "It's 7 o'clock."
when someone said "Hotta Imo Ijiruna!"

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:54:00.47

>>23
Obviously

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 14:59:20.43

I wanna see a list of US companies financial results like Japanese Tansin.
What kind of book should I buy?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:09:55.77

>>25
I'm not very sure, but you could google "consolidated financial statement", they are financial statements to present financial stuffs
Here is an example ; Apple Reports Second Quarter Results - Apple https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2020/04/apple-reports-second-quarter-results/

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:11:52.00

Your question has reminded me that I tried to touch his potetoes at 7.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:17:16.36

>>19
i was thinking about how i prove that but i didn’t get it
so my English is worse than yours
i admit that, literally

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:18:40.95

>>27
He probably thought you were trying to pick them and do a runner

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:20:55.74

>>28
Pfft, go down on your knees

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:33:27.20

Don't forget to wear your watch when you try to touch someone's potetoes.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:36:59.96

Because you are good at English.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:39:58.87

You cock sucking fuckers!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:40:29.07

>>31
I'll keep it in my mind
Btw you've misspelled the word, potatoes

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:41:42.17

>>33
The word on the street is I've got a fat cock

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:47:52.75

My 'a' likes to rotate π .

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:52:43.70

>>36
I don't know what you mean

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 15:57:39.19

I can toudaieigo yomemasu

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:05:25.43

I've realized that I'm not good at English.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:10:34.53

I have a hole on my hip which smells like a rotten egg. I occasionally spray brown liquid from it.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:18:03.76

ぽおｒ

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:21:39.50

アイキャントスピークイングリッシュ。
アイキャントメイクセンスワットアーユーセーイング😠

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:23:05.35

Here is so dirty world that I vomit up everything I have eaten. Would speak sensible topic ?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:23:09.12

are you kidding university entrance exam salon?
we are elite

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:27:30.96

>>43
Yoku mitara misuttete Kusa！

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:27:38.40

>>39
Not really
At least you are trying

>>40
I guess you are confusing "hips" with "bottom"

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 16:30:21.90

>>43
Well that depends
You can if you want

>>44
Well said

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 17:26:18.53

>>46
Thanks to your advice, I learned the difference of hip and bottom.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 17:32:49.75

>>48
Glad to hear that
Keep up the great work

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 17:52:00.40

>>46

Thank you.
I'll be more careful with potatoes than before.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 18:28:37.63

hey!hey!hey!
what's up?
where do you fuckin' study？

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 19:25:52.04

>>50
It's not that important though lol

>>51
Guess

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 20:11:09.72

Hey guys, we have a gift for you! We just need you to answer a few questions first, then you'll earn a nice reward. It's very quick and simple!

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 22:48:27.08

So anybody still wants to show me how good you are?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:10:36.78

Вы студентка колледжа? Если так, дай мне знать, в каком колледже ты учишься. Если вы старшеклассник, пожалуйста, скажите нам, в каком университете вы хотите учиться.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:13:16.37

By the way, please tell me someone you know who you look up to.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:14:28.32

이게 뭐야
돌아오네

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:15:52.30

양어장이라고 싶은 거지

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:21:11.73

Actually I've studied Russian as a second language and all phrases I've acquired are "я люблю тебя"
I can still read Russian but can't speak at all

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:23:30.70

이게 뭔데?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:25:39.33

이게 뭔데

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:27:13.18

>>56
Hmm it's a quite hard question
I practically don't look up to anybody, but to be honest with you, I kind of have a respect for one of my friends from England
He is very intelligent and hard working, gives me enthusiasm

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:28:19.61

一つ言うとスレタイよりhow good at English you are の方が自然です

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:29:43.65

若しくはhow good your English is だと尚自然です

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:29:47.73

思い上がった西欧かぶれのオナニースレ

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:39:34.45

tell me how good your English is
っ具体的に何を答えることが期待されてるのかよくわからんのだが。
TOEICかなんかの点数が期待されてんのかな。
my English is ならまだわかるが。

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:42:24.07

スレ主への疑問ね。

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:45:10.30

Which university did you graduate from?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/12(金) 23:46:26.47

>>68
学歴ばっか聞いてて草

**ragfire** · 2020/06/13(土) 00:09:42.93

if you conect english, you would.

**ragfire** · 2020/06/13(土) 00:10:39.41

if you dont conect english,you would!

**ragfire** · 2020/06/13(土) 00:12:48.49

>>48
hip and bottom とかプロいね

**ragfire** · 2020/06/13(土) 00:14:42.68

>>23
you get up early

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 01:30:41.73

You might be YOKOKOKU who was reckoned as Local-Contributing College?
YOKOKOKU is a college who was regarded as garbage by the nation and can't get an enough budget, and in the end, reckoned as Local-Contribution College, dealt with the same way as Saitama-Univ. We can't help saying that the cost performance is too bad.
The university who was regarded as WorldClass-Investigation College like Tokyo-Univ, Tokyo Tech, Chiba and so on are far better treated compared with YOKOKOKU.
The person who goes to YOKOKOKU must be a masochist.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 01:31:02.00

Tsukuba　WorldClass-Investigation College　Super-Global　Super-Graguate school
Chiba　WorldClass-Investigation College　Super-Global　Super-Graguate school
Kobe　WorldClass-Investigation College　non Super-Global　non Super-Graguate school

------------Below this line, you are ZAKOKU-------------

Saitama　WorldClass-Investigation College　non Super-Global　non Super-Graguate school
YOKOKOKU　　WorldClass-Investigation College　non Super-Global　non Super-Graguate school　←lol.

MEXT classified national university into three types. YOKOKOKU and 5s university are classified as Local-Contribution College.
https://benesse.jp/k...1509/20150918-1.html

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 01:38:23.59

>>5
what's the hidden pussy?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 01:57:05.56

>>63
Why do you think so? Can you explain it to me
I'm not a native, but I never feel it weird
I have no offence, I'm just curious

>>65
Said in Japanese

>>66
Just speak English and I'll see how good you are

>>68
Guess

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 07:26:07.55

>>77
If so, you should say "show ", not "tell me".
You also say "I'll SEE".

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 08:25:35.61

>>77
Maybe it's better to accept 63's reccomend,before asking questions.
Frankly speaking, I also feel something strange in
your English.
I can't explain,just feeling.But, maybe ,natives also
think so.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 08:31:55.61

strange =>unnatural
Sorry strange is too strong.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 09:43:29.52

Show me...

・how good your command of English is.
・your English prowess.
・how good your English is.
・how fluent you are in English.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 10:00:53.84

I believe that an excellent English speaker makes an excellent explanation of how to make potato chips in English carefully.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 10:23:47.39

>>64
agreed

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 10:30:19.85

You guys all sound awkward. Grammatically correct. But it's just not the way we phrase it. Try harder, boys.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 10:43:01.16

You want show us the way you phrase it.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 10:43:54.69

want to

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 10:44:53.95

You see the difference between "show me" how good your English is and "tell me" how good your English is?
What we expect you would do to prove?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:00:30.04

>>77
coz I'ma eng speaker

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:01:54.17

>>84
yeah exactly

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:02:37.23

Maybe I should have said "tell me" here.
Anyway I want to know the way you phrase what I said awkwardly.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:04:26.63

just speak casually n' trv to use slan'

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:06:02.91

You want to be more useful.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:08:03.66

>>90
no one says i should have.. sounds so stiff

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:21:10.09

Anybody else?

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:23:22.81

>>90
TELL me: I take it you requested me to describe it. ie) I go to so and so University; my TOEIC score is so and so.

SHOW me: I would show you my performance in this case I write it in English.

Write anything and I rephrase it. There are too many up there. Like I said, most of them are.
Don't get me wrong. Awkward doesn't mean wrong. And Americans make what you call mistakes in your exams.
Our English and your 英語 are totally different animals. I don't see you will come anywhere near here studying the way you do. But it's ok. It's not your mother tongue.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:25:42.31

English is not math. 受験英語 is.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:30:17.80

>>94
go to college if you wanna do so

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:34:07.97

Your objective is to get a high score in your puzzle. It's not to speak like we do. You are totally fine to be awkward. You are privileged because you are not a native speaker of English. If I speak like you, people would think I am mentally challenged but if you do, people will say your English is good.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:37:53.01

Just do what you can.

**名無しなのに合格** · 2020/06/13(土) 11:39:49.96

And get this. People say your English is good because they recognize the difference and know you are not a native speaker of English. Your English is good means your English is good for a non-native.
I am a long term 帰国子女 and look like anyone of you. Nobody tells me my English is good.