This looks like a middle school assembly... it feels about as interesting as one too!
Actually I take that back, at least middle school assemblies have entertainment
中学校の文化祭くらい興味深い開会式だったわ
あ、取り消すわ　文化祭は少なくともある程度の面白さはあるからな
　
I really didn't expect Japan to mess up the opening this badly. In 30 years I cannot remember an opening ceremony close to this bad.
日本がこんだけオリンピックを最悪にするとは思わなかったわ
この30年間でこんだけ酷い開会式見たことない
　
All the western music is weird but I guess that’s part of Japanese culture being obsessed with the west
西洋音楽いっぱい流れるのイミフだけど西洋への固執というジャップ文化の一部を現してるんだろうな
　
https://www.reddit.com/r/olympics/comments/opzmdx/tokyo_2020_opening_ceremony_megathread/