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[0001 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 00:27:35.22]

hi!

[0002 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 01:03:42.64]

Hi!
What are you doing?

[0003 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 01:11:19.34]

>>2
im watching soccer world cup.
you ?

[0004 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 01:21:03.53]

sure tigai

[0005 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 01:21:21.42]

shine

[0006 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 01:29:22.23]

fuck you

[0007 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 03:11:49.03]

i get drunk on whisky.

[0008 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 03:15:34.93]

えいごでかいわしようぜ！

[0009 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 04:33:11.14]

What languages are you good at?

[0010 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 08:26:25.61]

PHP.

[0011 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 12:05:52.90]

I have never experienced C... I'm virgin.

[0012 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 21:51:02.41]

c++？

[0013 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 22:22:55.84]

apple pen.

[0014 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 23:08:29.13]

when i was cooking ,oil spit on me.

[0015 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/15(金) 23:15:39.81]

really?

[0016 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 06:03:36.95]

目ありー？

[0017 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 13:31:57.10]

are you okay?

[0018 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 16:37:18.02]

はい、私は桶です

[0019 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 16:38:04.59]

my dick is too long and big to do it.
so I got bad feeling.

[0020 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 17:27:07.07]

>>15
yes.its ok

[0021 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 17:27:42.00]

i go to lalaport with boy.

[0022 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 17:41:59.54]

My cunt is too narrow so I can't have fun with boys. Too painful when inserted that.

[0023 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 18:50:21.14]

ouch!

[0024 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 20:05:26.88]

お家！

[0025 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/16(土) 20:09:31.35]

pardon?

[0026 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/17(日) 18:26:51.44]

>>22
Your cunt is beautiful and very good odor.
I want to lick it and drink juice.

[0027 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/18(月) 09:50:49.88]

dick thread?

[0028 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/18(月) 20:48:04.20]

Lets English with me!

[0029 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/18(月) 21:30:32.52]

I would like to embed my banana into your lower mouth.

[0030 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/19(火) 00:14:49.78]

jap loooooooooool
monkey!

[0031 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/19(火) 01:01:59.84]

SUCK MY ASS !
I'm Kinky.....

[0032 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/19(火) 19:30:45.42]

Is this a place to talk about obscene things?

[0033 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/19(火) 22:15:16.15]

I love you

[0034 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/19(火) 22:18:53.08]

no thank you.

[0035 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/20(水) 03:45:42.58]

make love together

>>30
no all human-being are monkey
let's hand shake with everyone
love peace!

one peace, we are pirates!

[0036 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/20(水) 08:39:13.89]

>>32
no. this place exists for programmer.

[0037 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/22(金) 23:51:25.76]

hi

[0038 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/23(土) 00:28:14.02]

how many year?

[0039 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/23(土) 10:44:46.60]

It's 2018 in Christian era.
Also 30 in Japanese calendar.

[0040 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/23(土) 12:19:25.33]

do you need english in your job?

[0041 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/23(土) 12:22:13.06]

a little.

[0042 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/24(日) 21:50:58.32]

After outsourcing tasks to offshore, it requires using english a lot.
And to communicate with temporary regidential foreign worker, it requires english also.

[0043 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/25(月) 07:18:19.15]

Wen in Japan, do as Japanese do.

[0044 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/25(月) 19:26:14.99]

OK, your tasks will be entrusted to cheaper firm.
They are very well at Japanese language, they know sushi, sasimi, harakiri, and geisha.

[0045 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 00:11:28.24]

I'm game app developer.
I must use English to talk with fun group.
I want to learn English communication to support them.

[0046 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 02:38:04.46]

jap! that's yellow monkey, all jap is a such moron and smell shit, as foolish pervert, so jap must be a not human, that is the hate monster,

[0047 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 10:25:55.23]

How many worlds do you think exist?

[0048 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 15:47:23.99]

I believe one world.

There is no time.

things move in space.
distance / speed = time
it is virtual scale

[0049 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 20:01:50.79]

>>46
hey! korean.

[0050 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 22:13:39.53]

>>46
are you racist?

[0051 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 22:20:27.99]

he is crazy.

[0052 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/28(木) 22:32:29.64]

>>45
mobile game?

[0053 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/29(金) 07:21:29.45]

Who do you think I am?

[0054 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/30(土) 08:14:13.56]

【料金搾取】SEの結婚障害原因【無能残業】
☆偽装請負多重派遣SEの結婚相手の犠牲原因☆
両親や親戚に反対されましたが、偽装請負多重派遣会社に高額搾取金を提供したり時間外労働違反で家事をしないSEと結婚してしまい、生活困難で中絶と離婚をしました。現在は犯罪損害のない相手と共働き生活をして、数億円損失を防げました。
・モラルがない
・キモい
・ファッションセンスがない
・コミュニケーションが苦手
・コンピューターが趣味
・プログラムの料金以上の不利益生産
・プログラムの巨額利益を客先に提供
・プログラムの巨額報酬を人売に提供
・プログラムの知的財産を人売に提供
・ITスキルが高いのに低料金請求
・高度情報処理技術者なのに請求料金不足
・高利益なのに請求料金不足
・高生産なのに請求料金不足
・高需要なのに請求料金不足
・学習多いのに請求料金不足
・人員不足なのに早期退職
・会社員なのに早期退職
・PC使用過多で不健康
・運動不足で不健康
・高稼働で不健康
・高稼働で家事困難
・低収入で生活困難
・低収入なのに鬱病多発
・低収入なのに早死多発
・不利益なのに断らない
・偽装請負の多重派遣損害あるのに稼働
・裁判官が技術判断不能だから賠償困難
【IT業界】独身が多い職業の象徴として「ITエンジニア」が取り上げられる
http://itpro.nikkeibp.co.jp/atcl/watcher/14/334361/110200713/?ST=spleaf

[0055 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/30(土) 17:06:16.92]

>>52
Yes mobile game.

>>54
Can I speak English here ?

[0056 仕様書無しさん 2018/06/30(土) 17:10:28.96]

>>55
You might have wanted to say "can you", right?

[0057 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/01(日) 11:17:22.00]

Please good work.
Because I want money.

[0058 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/01(日) 11:24:22.71]

>>57
Are you unemployed? If so, you should register in HAKEN companies.
You surely get high-pay jobs.

[0059 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/01(日) 13:16:48.22]

I know what you mean.
That makes sense.
It happens.
Oh, I see.
You got that right.

[0060 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/02(月) 04:00:16.30]

i hate jap, shit yellow monky!

[0061 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/02(月) 15:52:21.49]

>>60
Are you white monkey or black ?

>>56
Yes I should say ' Can you'. I had mistaken

[0062 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/02(月) 19:05:56.16]

I worry about long noun phrase every time in English.

[0063 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/02(月) 19:10:16.66]

for example, a soccer game, Japan vs Belgium, tomorrow midnight.

[0064 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/02(月) 19:16:41.01]

google search likes shit!
weblio too!

[0065 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/02(月) 19:21:32.53]

https://www.reddit.com/r/programming

[0066 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/03(火) 20:55:22.04]

TENSAKU SHITENE!
I got your shipment today, but I have got a different book from my ordered one.
wrong : Write Like a Chemist.
correct: Real-Time Concepts for Embedded Systems

so, I hope that I will return the wrong book and at the same time you should send the correct book.
please tell me what I should do for this issue.
thanks in advance.

[0067 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/05(木) 15:14:15.46]

>>66
Did buy you from Amazon ?
It is easy to return the wrong book.

You should buy from Amazon.

[0068 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/06(金) 21:53:35.89]

>>49

i'm not korean.
every one in the world is saying Jap，小日本人, 쪽빠리.

[0069 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/07(土) 00:21:17.18]

日本語フォントだと間抜けに見えるんだよなあ…
Talking English with domestic font looks like a dumb.

[0070 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/14(土) 13:41:04.90]

Jadge my programing level!
https://github.com/yeisapporo/MFC_DIGITAL_CLOCK

[0071 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/16(月) 16:44:58.79]

>>70
you're environmentally dependent bad program.

[0072 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/16(月) 20:00:59.76]

>>70
you are Zuckerberg!

[0073 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/18(水) 21:59:34.91]

to whom it may concern:
thank you for your refund.
but the shipping cost 510 JPY to the designated recipient is not included
the amount of the refund money.
the evidence of the return cost is attached to this email with the jpeg photo.
please refer to the picture and confirm the return cost I paid.

[0074 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/23(月) 03:50:02.65]

before I bought "Garei Zero" anime Blu-Ray from Amazon.com
but , I caught not receive it.
perhaps I think it lost by mail accident.
I told this issue.
Amazon.com resend one.
I trust Amazon.

[0075 仕様書無しさん 2018/07/26(木) 23:38:20.49]

You're English is all broken.

[0076 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/01(水) 21:27:05.84]

>>75
You'd sentence as so very hard as rubble.

[0077 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/08(水) 00:43:04.79]

I am the pen?

[0078 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/10(金) 08:31:48.68]

i study android programming.

[0079 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/10(金) 18:19:50.48]

Lets play Golden Week!

[0080 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/11(土) 08:09:25.62]

what do you say OBON in english?

[0081 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/11(土) 09:35:41.08]

We call it Oo-Lah-Bon-Hwe.

[0082 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/12(日) 09:00:26.08]

Fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time.
If you avoid paste , write 'sage' at mail-address column.

[0083 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/13(月) 12:04:05.01]

you can speak english. Get out.
(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

[0084 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/18(土) 15:56:14.91]

>> Fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time.
(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

[0085 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/18(土) 16:12:08.01]

Does fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time?

(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

[0086 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/19(日) 22:41:02.32]

Native Gai-Jin are imasuka?

[0087 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/25(土) 06:25:19.13]

hey y'all manbo janbos!

[0088 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/25(土) 10:23:56.88]

Does fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time?

(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

[0089 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/27(月) 05:26:39.04]

no humour

[0090 仕様書無しさん 2018/08/29(水) 07:09:47.07]

Sen.John McCain. That's USA. I think so.

[0091 仕様書無しさん 2018/09/15(土) 22:00:07.03]

hi

[0092 仕様書無しさん 2019/06/10(月) 22:47:42.65]

I study HTML css JavaScript now.
But I here web languages have not future.
Is this right?

[0093 仕様書無しさん 2019/06/11(火) 02:13:24.50]

Ore ha tukarete iru no desu!

[0094 仕様書無しさん 2021/02/27(土) 10:17:47.69]

Fuking damn age

[0095 仕様書無しさん 2021/02/27(土) 18:26:10.51]

I cutted my neck because I'm not have programing skill...
So, I'm poo from next month.

[0096 仕様書無しさん 2021/02/27(土) 18:38:44.98]

cutted my neckて

[0097 仕様書無しさん 2021/02/27(土) 19:54:36.41]

How did you became a programmer?
I'm looking for the job that write a program. It seems hard to me.
My past job was SES. but I couldn't got programming works.
Sales staff said reason me that ' I know you were learned programming.
but ,you hadn't experience programming job.'

How high skills nessesary to get first programming job?
I've got Oracle Java Silver,but I know that it's not enough.

[0098 仕様書無しさん 2021/03/01(月) 02:52:52.81]

>>97
get a good score on triplebyte assessment

[0099 仕様書無しさん 2021/03/04(木) 20:48:14.87]

How goes it you?
Welcome in Japan.
That does me sorry.

[0100 仕様書無しさん 2021/03/04(木) 22:30:13.55]

My penis won't erect much, help me