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**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 00:27:35.22

hi!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 01:03:42.64

Hi!
What are you doing?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 01:11:19.34

>>2
im watching soccer world cup.
you ?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 01:21:03.53

sure tigai

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 01:21:21.42

shine

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 01:29:22.23

fuck you

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 03:11:49.03

i get drunk on whisky.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 03:15:34.93

えいごでかいわしようぜ！

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 04:33:11.14

What languages are you good at?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 08:26:25.61

PHP.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 12:05:52.90

I have never experienced C... I'm virgin.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 21:51:02.41

c++？

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 22:22:55.84

apple pen.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 23:08:29.13

when i was cooking ,oil spit on me.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/15(金) 23:15:39.81

really?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 06:03:36.95

目ありー？

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 13:31:57.10

are you okay?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 16:37:18.02

はい、私は桶です

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 16:38:04.59

my dick is too long and big to do it.
so I got bad feeling.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 17:27:07.07

>>15
yes.its ok

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 17:27:42.00

i go to lalaport with boy.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 17:41:59.54

My cunt is too narrow so I can't have fun with boys. Too painful when inserted that.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 18:50:21.14

ouch!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 20:05:26.88

お家！

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/16(土) 20:09:31.35

pardon?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/17(日) 18:26:51.44

>>22
Your cunt is beautiful and very good odor.
I want to lick it and drink juice.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/18(月) 09:50:49.88

dick thread?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/18(月) 20:48:04.20

Lets English with me!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/18(月) 21:30:32.52

I would like to embed my banana into your lower mouth.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/19(火) 00:14:49.78

jap loooooooooool
monkey!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/19(火) 01:01:59.84

SUCK MY ASS !
I'm Kinky.....

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/19(火) 19:30:45.42

Is this a place to talk about obscene things?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/19(火) 22:15:16.15

I love you

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/19(火) 22:18:53.08

no thank you.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/20(水) 03:45:42.58

make love together

>>30
no all human-being are monkey
let's hand shake with everyone
love peace!

one peace, we are pirates!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/20(水) 08:39:13.89

>>32
no. this place exists for programmer.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/22(金) 23:51:25.76

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/23(土) 00:28:14.02

how many year?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/23(土) 10:44:46.60

It's 2018 in Christian era.
Also 30 in Japanese calendar.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/23(土) 12:19:25.33

do you need english in your job?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/23(土) 12:22:13.06

a little.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/24(日) 21:50:58.32

After outsourcing tasks to offshore, it requires using english a lot.
And to communicate with temporary regidential foreign worker, it requires english also.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/25(月) 07:18:19.15

Wen in Japan, do as Japanese do.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/25(月) 19:26:14.99

OK, your tasks will be entrusted to cheaper firm.
They are very well at Japanese language, they know sushi, sasimi, harakiri, and geisha.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 00:11:28.24

I'm game app developer.
I must use English to talk with fun group.
I want to learn English communication to support them.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 02:38:04.46

jap! that's yellow monkey, all jap is a such moron and smell shit, as foolish pervert, so jap must be a not human, that is the hate monster,

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 10:25:55.23

How many worlds do you think exist?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 15:47:23.99

I believe one world.

There is no time.

things move in space.
distance / speed = time
it is virtual scale

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 20:01:50.79

>>46
hey! korean.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 22:13:39.53

>>46
are you racist?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 22:20:27.99

he is crazy.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/28(木) 22:32:29.64

>>45
mobile game?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/29(金) 07:21:29.45

Who do you think I am?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/30(土) 08:14:13.56

【料金搾取】SEの結婚障害原因【無能残業】
☆偽装請負多重派遣SEの結婚相手の犠牲原因☆
両親や親戚に反対されましたが、偽装請負多重派遣会社に高額搾取金を提供したり時間外労働違反で家事をしないSEと結婚してしまい、生活困難で中絶と離婚をしました。現在は犯罪損害のない相手と共働き生活をして、数億円損失を防げました。
・モラルがない
・キモい
・ファッションセンスがない
・コミュニケーションが苦手
・コンピューターが趣味
・プログラムの料金以上の不利益生産
・プログラムの巨額利益を客先に提供
・プログラムの巨額報酬を人売に提供
・プログラムの知的財産を人売に提供
・ITスキルが高いのに低料金請求
・高度情報処理技術者なのに請求料金不足
・高利益なのに請求料金不足
・高生産なのに請求料金不足
・高需要なのに請求料金不足
・学習多いのに請求料金不足
・人員不足なのに早期退職
・会社員なのに早期退職
・PC使用過多で不健康
・運動不足で不健康
・高稼働で不健康
・高稼働で家事困難
・低収入で生活困難
・低収入なのに鬱病多発
・低収入なのに早死多発
・不利益なのに断らない
・偽装請負の多重派遣損害あるのに稼働
・裁判官が技術判断不能だから賠償困難
【IT業界】独身が多い職業の象徴として「ITエンジニア」が取り上げられる
http://itpro.nikkeibp.co.jp/atcl/watcher/14/334361/110200713/?ST=spleaf

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/30(土) 17:06:16.92

>>52
Yes mobile game.

>>54
Can I speak English here ?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/06/30(土) 17:10:28.96

>>55
You might have wanted to say "can you", right?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/01(日) 11:17:22.00

Please good work.
Because I want money.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/01(日) 11:24:22.71

>>57
Are you unemployed? If so, you should register in HAKEN companies.
You surely get high-pay jobs.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/01(日) 13:16:48.22

I know what you mean.
That makes sense.
It happens.
Oh, I see.
You got that right.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/02(月) 04:00:16.30

i hate jap, shit yellow monky!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/02(月) 15:52:21.49

>>60
Are you white monkey or black ?

>>56
Yes I should say ' Can you'. I had mistaken

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/02(月) 19:05:56.16

I worry about long noun phrase every time in English.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/02(月) 19:10:16.66

for example, a soccer game, Japan vs Belgium, tomorrow midnight.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/02(月) 19:16:41.01

google search likes shit!
weblio too!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/02(月) 19:21:32.53

https://www.reddit.com/r/programming

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/03(火) 20:55:22.04

TENSAKU SHITENE!
I got your shipment today, but I have got a different book from my ordered one.
wrong : Write Like a Chemist.
correct: Real-Time Concepts for Embedded Systems

so, I hope that I will return the wrong book and at the same time you should send the correct book.
please tell me what I should do for this issue.
thanks in advance.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/05(木) 15:14:15.46

>>66
Did buy you from Amazon ?
It is easy to return the wrong book.

You should buy from Amazon.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/06(金) 21:53:35.89

>>49

i'm not korean.
every one in the world is saying Jap，小日本人, 쪽빠리.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:21:17.18

日本語フォントだと間抜けに見えるんだよなあ…
Talking English with domestic font looks like a dumb.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/14(土) 13:41:04.90

Jadge my programing level!
https://github.com/yeisapporo/MFC_DIGITAL_CLOCK

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 16:44:58.79

>>70
you're environmentally dependent bad program.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 20:00:59.76

>>70
you are Zuckerberg!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/18(水) 21:59:34.91

to whom it may concern:
thank you for your refund.
but the shipping cost 510 JPY to the designated recipient is not included
the amount of the refund money.
the evidence of the return cost is attached to this email with the jpeg photo.
please refer to the picture and confirm the return cost I paid.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/23(月) 03:50:02.65

before I bought "Garei Zero" anime Blu-Ray from Amazon.com
but , I caught not receive it.
perhaps I think it lost by mail accident.
I told this issue.
Amazon.com resend one.
I trust Amazon.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/07/26(木) 23:38:20.49

You're English is all broken.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/01(水) 21:27:05.84

>>75
You'd sentence as so very hard as rubble.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/08(水) 00:43:04.79

I am the pen?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/10(金) 08:31:48.68

i study android programming.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/10(金) 18:19:50.48

Lets play Golden Week!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/11(土) 08:09:25.62

what do you say OBON in english?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/11(土) 09:35:41.08

We call it Oo-Lah-Bon-Hwe.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/12(日) 09:00:26.08

Fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time.
If you avoid paste , write 'sage' at mail-address column.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 12:04:05.01

you can speak english. Get out.
(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/18(土) 15:56:14.91

>> Fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time.
(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/18(土) 16:12:08.01

Does fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time?

(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/19(日) 22:41:02.32

Native Gai-Jin are imasuka?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/25(土) 06:25:19.13

hey y'all manbo janbos!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/25(土) 10:23:56.88

Does fucking copy & paste idiot come morning time?

(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/27(月) 05:26:39.04

no humour

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/08/29(水) 07:09:47.07

Sen.John McCain. That's USA. I think so.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2018/09/15(土) 22:00:07.03

**仕様書無しさん** · 2019/06/10(月) 22:47:42.65

I study HTML css JavaScript now.
But I here web languages have not future.
Is this right?

**仕様書無しさん** · 2019/06/11(火) 02:13:24.50

Ore ha tukarete iru no desu!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/02/27(土) 10:17:47.69

Fuking damn age

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/02/27(土) 18:26:10.51

I cutted my neck because I'm not have programing skill...
So, I'm poo from next month.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/02/27(土) 18:38:44.98

cutted my neckて

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/02/27(土) 19:54:36.41

How did you became a programmer?
I'm looking for the job that write a program. It seems hard to me.
My past job was SES. but I couldn't got programming works.
Sales staff said reason me that ' I know you were learned programming.
but ,you hadn't experience programming job.'

How high skills nessesary to get first programming job?
I've got Oracle Java Silver,but I know that it's not enough.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/01(月) 02:52:52.81

>>97
get a good score on triplebyte assessment

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/04(木) 20:48:14.87

How goes it you?
Welcome in Japan.
That does me sorry.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/04(木) 22:30:13.55

My penis won't erect much, help me

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/04(木) 23:22:47.21

>100
Emasculate your poor pure prick!!

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/04(木) 23:28:16.22

>>98
Thanks. I'll try it.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/05(金) 07:51:33.26

>>101
No way, you can't throw that away!

**Ghost Rider** · 2021/03/07(日) 23:30:16.75

Okay y’all, I’ll admit it. Under my mattress may not have been the best hiding place.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/10(水) 13:27:39.98

dude,

i quit my job last month because of covid19.
i’d like to be a programmer and make a million dollers.

is there any easy way to be that?

oh, my age is 46.

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/10(水) 19:02:32.93

>>105
Just follow those roadmaps!
While it will takes years and is very hard to master all of those skills, you'll surely be a great developer!
Never give up!!!

https://github.com/kamranahmedse/developer-roadmap

I haven't mastered all of skills described here though...

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/03/10(水) 19:49:54.93

cool!

it helps me a lot.
the fuxxin covid-19 ruined my family business, which is omiyageya.

anyway, it doesn’t take me for years.
i used to be a computer geek and got CS dgree.
i took over my fam business 20 years ago because of my dad’s death.

i should follow fancy skills.

thanks so much.

**Mark Hamill** · 2021/03/28(日) 18:46:11.77

Seen anything good on TV lately?

**Yehonathan Sharvit** · 2021/05/02(日) 10:29:44.19

Hi there! My name is Yehonathan Sharvit. I'm a software developer, author and speaker.
My passion is to make interesting things easy to understand. I hope you will enjoy the articles.

https://blog.klipse.tech/java/2021/03/05/data-oriented-programming-in-java.html

**Deborah Ann Woll** · 2021/08/17(火) 07:50:05.80

That's not me

**仕様書無しさん** · 2021/12/16(木) 21:30:10.14

Cate Shortland
And we didn’t know how great Florence Pugh would be. We knew she would be great, but we didn’t know how great.

Tom Holland
"I think she's amazing. She's so good in that movie and all the movies that she's done. I think she's fantastic.
I think a really cool Spider-Man/Black Widow movie would be a fun little twist."

**仕様書無しさん** · 2024/03/29(金) 15:19:34.99

チンフェがこいつのことどう思ってる人たちが注意なんて思っちゃう広告代理店のカモになるかはアイスタ大して集まらないだろうに
たんに1%減る。
狭い常設リンクだからスタンドで見る野球マニアの女子進学率が10万売れる