【英語で】Chat in English 【雑談】

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:28:24.42

雑談しましょ♩

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:38:25.87

So today I went to the gym and you know what?! There was this super hot guy there! How can I steal his heart?!

Any suggestion?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:42:01.98

Are you nuts??

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:49:35.11

How? I’m serious!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:49:47.94

>>2
What about showing your penis?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:51:42.23

>>5
Well, I can’t tell he is gay or straight... Maybe I should hone my “gaydar” right?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 00:54:19.15

I hate Yoshie-san!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 01:02:26.65

Who the hell is “Yoshie-san”?! Wtf!!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 01:48:13.04

The bravest people sometimes feel afraid

Escape！

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 01:48:56.95

What do you mean by that?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 01:53:33.88

Evacuation orders came out

Embankment breaks down！

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 02:29:15.01

>>11
Are you sure? That’s freaking dangerous! Are you in the area? If so, you have to evacuate ASAP!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 06:30:45.94

I wanna play with myself !

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 13:23:50.53

I heard somewhere jerking off too much actually endanger yourself. Be careful!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 14:45:02.06

>>14
you order of words is cofusing but I've got what you mean.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 14:57:11.74

>>15
I know! I’m still learning. This is why I keep posting here to get accustomed to it like this is a practicing thread for me

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 15:08:47.84

Do now or later?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 15:08:56.69

facu mi

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 15:44:24.54

>>16
＞>>15
＞I know! I’m still learning. This is why I keep posting here to get accustomed to it like this is a practicing thread for me

oh sorry. but it's better to put out what you want to speak than to keep it in fear of erring. you nice.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 16:02:24.49

Oh don’t be!

Fuuuck! I need to be fucked hard tonight by a hot muscle guy!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 17:45:17.59

>>20
I'm afraid that you will meet an ugly gay. That's too bad…

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 18:07:51.89

>>21
How can you tell? I’m a tall, musculine hot young guy tho?!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 19:21:07.73

Hyada!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 21:10:45.37

>>23
English please?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/07(土) 21:37:24.44

lol

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 01:28:25.51

lololol

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 02:24:34.79

https://youtu.be/S26NWwFX_m8

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 02:27:29.37

I can’t even bothered to watch it cuz it’s too lengthy...

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 05:29:10.97

You ever try it doggy style? Let me go in through
the back door.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 13:11:25.11

I wanna get double-penetrated

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 13:50:20.82

>>30
You ho!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/08(日) 22:51:15.41

So I realized that not so many gays who can write in English in 同サロ. Why?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 10:48:24.04

You encourage me by showing your continuous efforts here. Just keep going, then people may come and join this thread!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 10:50:44.37

hopefully 😎

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 11:21:00.88

Hi, there.
I think we need some topics of discussion.
雑談, subject of here can't grab attention well.
Do you have any ideas or agendas?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 12:09:04.17

>>33
Yas!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 12:10:09.44

>>35
I think food is a good theme because everyone likes eating right?

What kind of favorite food do you like?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 13:02:22.49

>>34
That’s one of my fave emoji actually😎

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 16:53:30.93

>>37
Basically, I like high-protein foods as in lean meat, tuna.
But I love sweets as well...lol

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 17:18:33.64

>>39
Oh, you like tuna! It's really wonderful in sushi. 🍣
However, why are you LOLing?
Japanese people always giggle in a kind of strange situations. That's so annoying.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 17:27:41.85

>>39
High protein food? You’re speaking my language! I always try to take high protein food like egg, chicken breast, tuna etc etc

Those are great for building up muscle 💪

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 17:28:43.58

>>40
That’s so lol.

Lol

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 18:12:51.39

>>40
Because ppl who wants to build muscles like me should avoid so much suger.
But sometimes I can't help having it. Isn't it funny?

>>41
Yes, of course I take protein powder every day.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 20:18:23.26

I drink my protein because it’s cheap...

I wish I eat high protein juice from a hot bodybuilder. I love muscle!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 20:24:35.56

My secreat dream is to suck 2 or 3 cocks from the top national level bodybuilders.

Must be heaven ;)))

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 22:38:01.69

wanna eat their muscle than semen

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/09(月) 23:42:37.11

>>46
Are you into carnibalism or what?!?!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/10(火) 17:25:55.35

>>47
je suis sagawa. i'm sorry...

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/10(火) 17:30:46.55

Jesus! I want to a cleaning robot called Roomba but it’s a bit expensive for me. Do you guys have it? Do you like it? Tell me about the goods and bads?!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/10(火) 19:38:04.26

Omg! Cute guy in my gym now <3333

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/11(水) 21:53:34.97

Fuck netouyos!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 00:04:33.43

>>49
＞Jesus! I want to a cleaning robot called Roomba but it’s a bit expensive for me. Do you guys have it? Do you like it? Tell me about the goods and bads?!

I want an autonomous robotic vaccum cleaner, Roomba but its a bit expensive for me. Do you guys have one? If so, do you like it? Tell me about the good points and bad ones.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 00:18:55.76

Are you a grammar nazis? Also I have to ask, why is that “Do you guys have it?” is wrong?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 00:40:55.80

>>53
No offence. I’ve also been practicing English.

When mentioning exactly what we specify, “it” is to be used. On the other hands, Roomba in this context is not specified. This Roomba can be one sold at the Yamada Denki or sold through Amazon. Just an object in general.

Furthermore, “Do you have it?” sounds awkward for me..

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 01:12:33.20

Ok thanks! I learned a lot from you.

I’ve been getting by with my broken English in my whole life. I think I need to be more serious about improving my English.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 01:21:28.81

>>55
Writing or expressing in English is one of the best way to improve English skills. So your gut and not being embarassed are great and important keys for that.
I suppose through the feedback from others, we can learn or find a lot.
Let us keep chatting here :)

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 01:29:45.64

I really don’t care about what other people think of my English anymore. After years of being embarassd by native English speakers, I got over it.

Yas! I make a rule to stop by here and post something to keep this thread alive!!!!!!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/12(木) 22:00:35.80

Do you know how to suck cook good?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/14(土) 17:23:03.30

I want a big cock in my mouth!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/14(土) 17:36:26.54

Are you girl?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/14(土) 17:44:20.02

No. I’m a young muscular guy.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/14(土) 22:28:15.62

Is there anyone who went to some trip club overseas where musculine guys show you big dicks and let us touch it?

I’m into big dicks and muscles!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 00:37:05.97

Gangbang me please!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 00:47:33.55

>>63
Tie your ass hole！

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 01:29:30.52

Let's do circle-jerk!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 01:58:48.62

Ew! That’s so gross...

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 02:34:36.26

>>63
I will make you squirt!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 12:43:24.68

What the hell?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/15(日) 23:53:45.42

So I want to be a huge muscle guy and then atrract so many lascivious looks from girls and boys.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 17:55:44.71

Why don’t you guys post something here? Not being able to write in English or shy?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 20:39:48.52

How did you guys spend a time during this three-day weekend?
Me? I had a busy day at work.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 21:09:31.12

What kind of work?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 22:04:34.05

>>72
just a desk work.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 22:09:03.86

>>73
Well-paid job? If so, I’m jelly!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 22:53:08.81

>>74
jelly? so cute lol.
BTW, my friends posted a lot of enjoying photos on SNSs. I'm jelly as well.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/16(月) 23:20:10.69

>>75
They are just trying to be satisfied with themselves by doing posting boring pictures on SNS.
They are so shallow as it sounds.
No wonder this kind of thing was invented lol

https://i.imgur.com/N9fAGTP.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Swrsnnj.jpg

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/17(火) 02:02:50.44

jelly means jealous?

don't curse them!!! the curse will be paid back to you!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/17(火) 02:08:12.63

Yas. Jelly is a casual way of saying jealous.

I don’t believe that. Fuck fuck fuckkkkk

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/17(火) 20:24:12.25

>>78
I've never heard saying jelly as jealous, but it's so cute, I like it.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/17(火) 20:40:35.15

Just for your record....

jelly
1自動
ゼリー（状）になる
1他動
～をゼリー（状）にする
1名
1. ゼリー（状のもの）
2. ジェリー◆フルーツジュースをジャム状に固めたものを指す。果肉は入っていないのが特徴。
1形
ゼリー状の、ゼリーを含む［塗った］、ゼリーで作った
2形
〈俗〉嫉妬深い、嫉妬｛しっと｝して、焼きもちを焼く、うらやんで◆同 jealous

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/17(火) 23:56:35.43

Ugh! I’m so horny! I need a big musculine boy with a big cock.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/20(金) 10:39:15.94

Dick

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/20(金) 19:44:58.69

My dick-sucking skill is superior. No one can do better than me

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/20(金) 19:48:45.24

>>83
Fuck off bitch! I am the fellatio queen.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/20(金) 19:52:08.20

>>84
Oh someone is angry! I AM THE QUEEN OF BLOWJOB! I’ve made over 300 guys cum in my mouth!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/21(土) 21:51:00.41

I also like to cover myself in peanut butter and get my dog to lick it off!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/21(土) 21:53:19.41

>>86
Nasty!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/22(日) 00:05:09.84

>>86
hey, do NOT feed dogs any human foods!
When you do such a dirty thing, you should use dog food, OK?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 16:59:00.61

Fuck me!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 17:19:47.42

I'm afraid Not. You're not my cup of tea.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 17:21:20.41

How can you tell? I’m a young bodybuilder though?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 18:14:04.94

Just because you might workout and stay fit doesn't mean you'd be a good- looking Guy.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 18:35:20.44

Ok whatever. You?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 20:16:27.65

Me? I'd say I'm such an average- looking man though, They exaggerate me ‘ you're so gorgeous.you look like Army Hammer ’ They just flatter me.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 21:57:39.90

You know they are being just nice. That’s good. Some baka people take it at a face value.

Oh I want a big cock in my mouth right now!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 22:38:03.73

So do I. I wanna be making out with someone who is a real hottie.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/24(火) 22:45:53.77

My dream is to suck big 2 or 3 big dicks at the same time. At least 18cm over

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 00:09:31.46

That's insane! Have you ever done that?I've not done such an outlandish play yet. But, acutually that 's one of my bucket lists as well.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 00:39:51.95

Outlandish lol

Not yet. But I have sucked some pretty big cocks so far. Mt ex was a white American with a big cock. So I enjoyed it a lot.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 06:30:13.79

You're obsessed with big cocks. You're awesome! But I don't take that so seriously.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 13:53:40.00

>>97
I think it's so hard to suck at the same time. I prefer one dick for blowjob, another one for anal fuck.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 14:20:54.03

>>100
Big dick is every gay mens’ dream! Also I love big musculine body!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 15:49:00.01

>>101
Wait! He was like he's capable of 3 dicks.
He might have his third mouth.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 20:40:20.56

I want men!!!! Bite me here!!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 20:46:01.91

What kind of men? Tranny?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 21:18:52.93

I want a sex slave!!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/25(水) 21:38:20.89

Sex slave? Like Korean comfort men?

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/26(木) 07:27:32.03

uhh...I want men who want to be slave willingly...
I want them to be fun as I am.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/26(木) 19:34:55.15

Koreans are good sex slaves.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/26(木) 21:19:12.45

Frankly I don't like men not hairy...most korean guys are not I think.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/29(日) 02:30:50.58

Really? I don’t like hairly men... They always give me the impression that they are not hyigenic...

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/29(日) 09:32:12.89

I sent the URL to the Korean Embassy for you. Have a good day, guys.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/29(日) 12:01:36.98

>>112 ↑↑↑↑↑↑
今日も常連基地チョンババア、大発狂

93 :jHCYhAF+0
雨が降っても日が照っても大量死するジャップ…

736 :56SG2PNL0
うち、リビングの端から端まで10メートルくらいあるから、どなたかお道具持っていらして。

694 :Y8VTJ0kd0
うちなんかも親兄弟揃って一流大卒だし、金銭感覚も似たようなものだわ。

145 :56SG2PNL0
ホモレズはマイノリティであるという時点で腫れ物でしょうが。己の立場を自覚しなさい。変態が。

572 :56SG2PNL0
哀れな日本の子どもたち（笑）

糞ジャップへの怒涛の天罰が凄すぎる件wwwww
101 :56SG2PNL0
この分では思いのほか早く消滅するかもね、日本。

673 :WPNFXKmP0
そもそも同性愛って「支持」するとかしないとかいうものではないのよ、バカノンケさん。

303 :WPNFXKmP0
自由社会を守りたいなら一番の基本が人権であることを肝に銘じよ。

新.ひろぷ様スレ
924 :WPNFXKmP0
昔のCMか何かなの？
意味がわからないけど、年寄りだとわかるのは年寄りだけだと思うわ。

712:WPNFXKmP0
鍛えた石原裕次郎かしら。

自民・杉田「LGBTは子作りしないから非生産的」★3
684 :WPNFXKmP0
二人とも明らかに狂人の顔よね。
日本はキチガイの妄動に振り回されすぎよ。
どうしてこんな連中をもてはやすのかしら。

小室圭さんが３年間のアメリカ留学！どう読み解く？
595 WPNFXKmP0
鬼女の書き込みってどうしてこんなにわかりやすいのかしら。

452 ：WPNFXKmP0
この元アナウンサー、現職の時からこんなだったのかしら。選挙に落ちて、ますますおかしくなっているわ。

86 :WPNFXKmP0
タンパク質も脂質も限りなく乏しく、成長期の子どもに与える食事としては落第ね。

わざとパンイチで宅配便を受けとるゲイ
83 :WPNFXKmP0
オカマ丸出しだわ。下手なゲイビの導入部じゃあるまいし。

331 ：:WPNFXKmP0
カルト信者ってどうしてこんなに頭が悪いのかしら。…あ、頭が悪いからカルトに入信しちゃうのね

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/31(火) 02:11:12.19

Annoying bitch!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/31(火) 18:02:50.83

I'm dying literally of this heat.It sickens me.

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/07/31(火) 19:36:34.89

Your engrish is cute <3333

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/03(金) 21:41:40.77

>>113
Do translate'em to English all!!!

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/06(月) 19:36:03.97

https://youtu.be/Eb8Cl16ojPI
これなんて言って喧嘩してるの？
誰か訳して頂戴！！

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/10(金) 23:41:32.28

>>118
Cラインのテリトリーなんだからここで二度とチアやるんじゃねーぞ

すいませーん、じゃあ誰がここで(本物の)チアやるんですかぁw

そのマリアッチバンドみたいなのじゃなくてねw

あたしがクリスチャンだったこと(手を出さない)に感謝しな

ヘイヘイヘイ、やめなって

あたしが手出した？

こんなみっともない喧嘩するんじゃないよ…

まぁ俺が訳したらこんな感じかな

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/10(金) 23:55:34.65

>>118
Yaaaassss♡Christina Millian in this video♡

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/12(日) 22:16:43.49

>>119
あんた凄いわね
こういうキャットファイトみたいなの好きだわ
ライバル校のキャプテンが好みよ
声が特徴的

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 00:56:33.88

なんでゲイって女の闘い好きなのかしらね。男がバトってるとドン引きするし男と喧嘩なんて出来ないのに。
やっぱ女脳？

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 11:34:01.12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7yHlN1QbY

出だし、何て言ってるの？だれか教えて

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 15:47:24.06

>>123
I learned about miso when i was 18 and travel to Japan

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 16:11:36.70

キャーありがとう！！

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 16:41:18.44

>>121
相手側チームの黒人の女の子達の英語が南部？の黒人訛りが強くて聞きづらかった
ってかグリーンのユニフォームが主人公なんだろうけど、このシーンだけ切り取ってみたら
敵陣に行って(Sea line or C line)踊りまくってみましたwって感じでむちゃくちゃw

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 16:42:31.41

>>125
オージー訛りの聞き取りならお安いご用です

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 18:32:06.66

>>126
紺×オレンジっぽい黄色のユニが主役校よ
踊ってる女豹みたいなのがライバル校
これ日本語訳は公開されてないのが惜しいわね
キルスティンダンストがやった初代のは日本公開されてたしあたしも観たわ
やっぱりライバル校のキャプテンがカッコよくて人間出来てて素敵だったわ

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/13(月) 22:36:49.15

>>128
やっぱ逆なんだね
あんなビッチが主役チームなんてめちゃくちゃ過ぎるし
そりゃそうだよなw
でもそっちの設定はそれはそれで面白そうだけど

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/17(金) 03:30:17.93

So beautiful!!! What ugly the Japanese next to her. When was the

**陽気な名無しさん** · 2018/08/17(金) 03:30:51.08

When was the press conference?